-Certified in procrastination.
-22.
-Cars are cool.
-NJ.
-VW, and other euro beauties.
-Euro Fords count in that genre.
-American, but think american auto design peaked in about 1901.
-Stuff that catches my eye.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor and a bit by myself
In its prime. #volkswagen #mk3 #mkIII #mark3 #wolfsberg #jetta #germany #mexico
A true life powm moment. The rare and illustrious Walmart leprechaun. #powm #walmart #wtf #gettinit #please #direct #me #to #ye #rainbow #department (at Walmart Supercenter)
I’ve come to fuck bitches. #gay #instagay #sunglasses #fuckbitches #sexy
You came to the wrong neighborhood. #ghettoasshit #wheels #galloway #notactuallyabadarea #nissan
Way to go Atlantic City. #doac #atlanticcity #sugardaddy #whores
I believe this is called a proposition. #jesus #beautiful #sexy #proposition
It’ll only hurt a little. #porn #beautiful #clown #why
Maple syrup/bacon lollipop. #tasteslikebreakfast #bacon #maple #syurp #yummm
This “tomato soup” definitely started life in a glass jar with the word Prego on it. #gross #applebees #isntfoolinganyone #exceptformyweirdboyfriend (at Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill)
Candy Legos! #legos #itssugar #nibbles #playingwithmyfood
Seaside St. Patricks Parade. #weekearly #ruben #indigestion (at Crab Claw Inn)
Chipotle! #burrito #fat #ididwelluntiltheend
So I was eating canned oranges, canned pineapples, and mini marshmallows. Then I got sick and this happened. Still good though. #delicious #puke #chinesebuffetsneverceasetoamazeme (at Fortune Buffet)
Yeah son, I got me my Cadillac boots! Bitches gon’ want the D! #cadillac #ghettoasshit #whatthefuck #burlingtoncoatfactory (at Burlington Coat Factory)
